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LOVE QUOTES


 

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it… you and you alone make me feel that I am alive…. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
~George Moore~


 

The way you let your hand rest in mine, my bewitching Sweetheart, fills me with happiness. It is the perfection of confiding love. Everything you do, the little unconscious things in particular, charms me and increases my sense of nearness to you, identification with you,
till my heart is full to overflowing.
~Woodrow Wilson~


 

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
~Sarah Bernhardt~


 

All that you are, all that I owe to you, justifies my love, and nothing, not even you,
~Marquis de Lafayette~


There's only one thing greater than my fear- that is my love. My love will always conquer my fear- but it can't do it immediately. It needs the full force of my love to do it and it takes days for that to emerge out of its dark hiding places.
~John Middleton Murry~


Heavens above! The reason why I'm so jealous of you is obvious enough! If you weren't so damned attractive physically, do you think my heart would beat almost to suffocation whenever I see you speak to someone?
If you don't realize how attractive you are in that way, let me tell you, other people do, and have told me so….
~Violet Trefussis~


O happy hours when I may once more encircle within these arms the dearest object of my love- when I shall again feel the pressure of that "aching head" which will delight to recline upon my bosom, when I may again press to my heart which palpitates with the purest affection that loved one who has so long shared it's undivided devotion.
~Alexander Hamilton Rice~


I cannot exist without you- I am forgetful of every thing but seeing you again- my Life seems to stop there- I see no further. You have absorb'd me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I were dissolving…. I have been astonished that Men could die Martyrs for religion- I have shudder'd at it- I shudder no more- I could be martyr'd for my Religion- Love is my religion- I could die for that- I could die for you. My creed is Love and you are its only tenet- You have ravish'd me away by a Power I cannot resist.
~John Keats~


FOLLOW YOU HEART BECAUSE YOUR HEART WILL KNOW THAT LOVE IF MEANT FOR YOU


The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze.
~Unknown~


You're nothing short of my everything.
~Ralph Block~


Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically - to those who hardly think about us in return.
~T.H. White~


... See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
~Gretchen Kemp~


It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.
~Thomas Mann~


Fate sucks. I swear.
~Drugstore Cowboy~


Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
~Unknown~


Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood.
~Unknown~


A person can be in love with someone forever till the end of time. But if that person doesn't tell or show the feelings of love, it will be just another person living in a dream, lost of true love.
~Unknown~


How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
~Sarah MacLachlan~


I tell you i love you every day for fear that tomorrow isn't another.
~Unknown~


 
Oh, what good will writing do?
I want to put my hand out and touch you.
I want to do for you and care for you.
I want to be there when you're sick and when you're lonesome.~Edith Wharton~


Yes, I now feel that it was then on that evening of sweet dreams- that the very first dawn of human love burst upon the icy night of my spirit. Since that period I have never seen nor heard your name without a shiver half of delight, half of anxiety….
For years your name never passed my lips, while my soul drank in,
with a delirious thirst, all that was uttered in my presence respecting you.
~Edgar Allan Poe~


…I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal. So this letter is just really a squeal of pain. It is incredible how essential to me you have become. I suppose you are accustomed to people saying these things. Damn you, spoilt creature; I shan't make you love me any more by giving myself away like this - But oh my dear, I can't be clever and stand-offish with you: I love you too much for that.
~Vita Sackville-West~


And indeed I felt happy with her, so perfectly happy, that the one desire of mine was that it should differ in nothing from hers, and already I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path.
~Andre Gide~


I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self-respect and it's these things I'd believe in even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be…. I love her and that's the beginning of everything.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald~


Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember this is true: Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.
~Unknown~


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I fell in love with you the second I layed eyes on you, it had nothing to do with the way you looked, there was something in your eyes, then I found out what was in your heart.
~Unknown~


Once you've felt love, you'll know it's love because you don't want to let it go.
~Jean Zheng~


Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don't believe in romance.
~Jean Zheng~


You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.
~Jean Zheng~


Sometimes it's hard to love someone because you're so afraid of losing them.
~Jean Zheng~


Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.
~Unknown~


To have the rose, you must accept the thorns.
~Joe Sin~


Love is the only rational act.
~Morrie Schwarz~


A friend is always good to have but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me.
~The Dave Matthews Band~


I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before.
~N'Sync~


In order to get to the Rainbow, you must first conquer the rain.
~Unknown~


You call it madness, but I call it love.
~Don Byas~


I give yet love to thee, in soft moments of whispering melodies. I hear the longing of your soul, and it sends my pulse to quicken. I have touched thine music deep in thine soul, it is like the soft sounds of the nine symphonies of Beethoven.
~Unknown~


To have one confess his love to thee, you must have his heart,for he can only love thee more, if you are never apart.
~Penny Kotyk~


Your beauty I have not yet gazed upon,for your passion has blined my senses.
~Penny Kotyk~


Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle...rather a beautiful reminder of just how strong true love can be.
~Unknown~



 

 

Love Quotations: "Love is..."
What is love? Read what some thinkers have to say on the subject.


Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it

darts away." - Dorothy Parker

"Love is friendship set on fire." - unknown

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really

is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything,

you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
- by Oliver Wendell Holmes -

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer

Maria Rilke

"Where love is, no room is too small." - Talmud

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

"A love song is just a caress set to music." - Sigmund Romberg

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov

"Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." -

unknown

"In the final analysis, love is the only reflection of man's worth." - Bill Wundram, Iowa Quad

Cities Times

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania." - Dorothy Parker

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not

loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be

happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to

be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're

getting this down." - Woody Allen, Love and Death

 

Love Quote: Famous Celebrity - Find a Famous Love Quote
Find a quote from a well-known writer, thinker, or celebrity on the subject of love.


There is a time for work. And a time for love. That leaves no other time." - Coco Chanel

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu

"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt

with the heart." - Helen Keller -

"But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride" - lyrics to "Midnight at the Oasis" by David Nichtern, sung by Maria

Muldaur

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West

"Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases." - Milton

Berle

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to

divide it with." - Mark Twain

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you

laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward

"I am in love - and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find

a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so

already, you are wasting your life." - D. H. Lawrence

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

"All that you are, all that I owe to you, justifies my love." - Marquis de Lafayette

"Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable." - Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac," 1755

"And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make." - John Lennon and Paul McCartney

 

 

Love Quotations: On Kissing
A kiss can say so much....

 

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know." - Mistinguett

"At last you kissed me, I could die in waves again, and one good lick of quicksand took...." - Heather McHugh

"I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all, one must start somewhere." - Sacha Guitry

"The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss. - unknown

"The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze." - unknown

"There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me." - Gretchen Kemp

 

 

   
Love Quotations: On First Love
Quotes on the meaning and emotions of a first love


First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever." - Rosemary Rogers

"First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity."- George Bernard Shaw

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end." - Benjamin Disraeli

"We never forget those who make us blush." - Jean-François De La Harpe

Young love is from the earth, and late love is from heaven. Turkish Proverb

"First love is dangerous only when it is also the last." - Branislav Nusic

"Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away." - Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger

 

 

Love Quotes: Tender Love Quotes
Quotes that express the tenderness of love

 

Love Quotes/Tender: "The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

Love Quotes/Tender: "When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out." - Elizabeth Bowen

Love Quotes/Tender: "There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves." - Alice Adams

Love Quotes/Tender: "The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable." - Victor Hugo

Love Quotes/Tender: "The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart." - Josiah G. Holland

Love Quotes/Tender:
"Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in the heart." - Anonymous

Love Quotes/Tender: "You don't love a woman because she's beautiful; she is beautiful because you love her." - Anonymous

Love Quotes/Tender: "You're nothing short of my everything." - Ralph Block


 

Love Quotations: Romantic & Passionate Sayings
Sweet and sexy thoughts about love

 

 

"Paradise is always where love dwells." - Jean Paul F. Richter

"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

"Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale." - Anonymous

"O happy hours when I may once more encircle within these arms the dearest object of my love- when I shall again feel the pressure of that 'aching head' which will delight to recline upon my bosom, when I may again press to my heart which palpitates with the purest affection that loved one who has so long shared its undivided devotion." - Alexander Hamilton Rice

"The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart." - Josiah G. Holland

"Love me without fear / Trust me without questioning / Need me without demanding / Want me without restrictions / Accept me without change / Desire me without inhibitions." - Dick Sutphen

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Nietzsche

"Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke

"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved." -George Sands

"The most precious possession that ever comes
To a man in this world
Is a woman's heart." - by Josiah G. Holland

"My love for you is a journey;
Starting at forever,
And ending at never." - Anonymous

"You're nothing short of my everything." - Ralph Block

"All that you are, all that I owe to you, justifies my love." - Marquis de Lafayette

"Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I tell you I love you every day for fear that tomorrow isn't another." - unknown

"There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me." - Gretchen Kemp

"I never, till now, had a friend who could give me repose; all have disturbed me, and, whether for pleasure or pain, it was still disturbance. But peace overflows from your heart into mine." - Nathaniel Hawthorne, letter to Sophia Hawthorne

"She walks in beauty,
Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes." - Byron

"We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly while embracing each other." - Lucian de Croszonza

"Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me." - Sarah Bernhardt

"I cannot exist without you. I am forgetful of everything but seeing you again. My life seems to stop there, I see no further. You have absorb'd me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I were dissolving. I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion... I have shudder'd at it.... I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion: Love is my religion. I could die for that. I could die for you. My creed is love, and you are its only tenet. You have ravish'd me away by a power I cannot resist." - letter written by John Keats

 

 

Love Quotations: On Marriage
Marriage and anniversaries bring out a range of emotions

 

"A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life. - Joseph Addison

"A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he
marries." - Anonymous

"I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh." - Anna Quindlen, A Short Guide to a Happy Life

"Men marry what they need. I marry you." - John Ciardi

"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner." - Amy Bloom

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward

"For I've been born and I've been wed. All of man's peril comes of bed." - C.H. Webb, Dum Vivimus Vigilemus

"You don't need to be on the save wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves." - Toni Sciarra Poynter, From This Day Forward: Meditations on the First Years of Marriage

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain

"A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe

"It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination." - Samuel Johnson

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown

"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

"Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases." - Milton Berle

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions

"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures." - Samuel Johnson

"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying

"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous

"Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant." - John Updike

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

"The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all." - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West

"A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person." -Mignon McLaughlin

"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West

"Oh, how we danced on the night we were wed
We vowed our true love though a word wasn't said
The world was in bloom, there were stars in the skies
Except for the few that were there in your eyes.
The night seemed to fade into blossoming dawn
The sun shone anew but the dance lingered on
Could we but relive that sweet moment sublime
We'd find that our love is unaltered by time."
- lyrics to "The Anniversary Waltz," composed by Dubin/Frankl

 

Love Quotations: Philosophical
Quotes from philosophers and wise thinkers, on the nature of love

 

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - by Oliver Wendell Holmes -

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

"You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person." - Anonymous

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Nietzsche

"You don't love a woman because she's beautiful; she is beautiful because you love her." - Anonymous

"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death." - Thomas Mann

"A fool in love makes no sense to me.
I only think you are a fool
If you do not love." - Anonymous

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable." - Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac," 1755

"True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does." - Anonymous

"A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he
marries." - Anonymous

"Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along." - Rumi

"Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent love protects you from age." - Jeanne Moreau

"It is not so much what is on the table that matters, as what is on the chairs." - W.S. Gilbert

"Even a very small degree of hope is enough to cause the birth of love." - Stendhal

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward

"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying

"Forgiveness is the final form of love." - Reinhold Niebuhr

"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it is on your plate." - Thornton Wilder

"You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable." - Marguerite Duras

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker

"I am in love - and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life."
- D. H. Lawrence

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

"I have loved to the point of madness / That which is called madness / That which to me / Is the only sensible way to love." - Francoise Sagan

"We learn only from those we love." - Johann Von Eckermann

"The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: 1) To return love for hate; 2) To include the excluded; and 3) To say 'I was wrong.'" - Ernst Heinrich Haeckel

"And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make."
- John Lennon and Paul McCartney

 

 

Love Quotations: Comforting
Words that heal a heart

 

"Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they've got." - author unknown

"For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it." - Ivan Panin

"Even a very small degree of hope is enough to cause the birth of love." - Stendhal

"You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person." - Anonymous

"We learn only from those we love." - Johann Von Eckermann

"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it is on your plate." - Thornton Wilder

"I asked professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness/ And I went to famous executives who boss the work of thousands of men/ They all shook their heads and gave me a smile/ As though I were trying to fool with them/ And then one Sunday afternoon I just wandered out, along the Des Plaines River/ And I saw a crowd of Hungarians under the trees/ With their women and children and a keg of beer and an accordian." - Carl Sandburg

 
Love Quotations: Inspirational
Insights into the rewards of love

Whenever I have knocked, a door has opened. Wherever I have wandered, a path has appeared. I have been helped, supported, encouraged and nurtured by people of all races, creeds, colors and dreams." - Alice Walker, In Search of Our Mothers' Garden

"To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them
when they have forgotten." - Anonymous

"I am in love - and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life."
- D. H. Lawrence

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"At last you kissed me, I could die in waves again, and one good lick of quicksand took...." - Heather McHugh

"Where love is, no room is too small." - Talmud

"Speak to him, for there is none born wise." - Ptahhotpe

 

Love Quotations: Ironic and Humorous

Quotes about the funny, lighter side of love

 

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again." - Anonymous

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau

"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb

"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton

"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

"A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown

"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying

"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous

"What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all." - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker

"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West

"The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." - Saul Bellow

"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

"A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown

"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged." - Anonymous (and with good reason)

"Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?" - Mickey Rooney

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin

"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland

"Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker

"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West

"My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down." - Woody Allen, Love and Death